Today a Weird Wild thing happened. I found my long lost potatoes! I am doing the happy dance about finding my magical, enchanted taters. I was looking in my string box for a perfect piece of string. It’s a small box with string, wire, fishing line, leather straps and whatever else might be used to […]
When I Killed The Hot Tub
I killed a hot tub and swimming pool at the Conley’s Hotel and lost my job just because I followed orders and tried to clean them. I recently bought this stuff the grocery store guy told me would clean the water stains of my tile floor. The name on the bottle is D-Scalin and basically, […]
Begging Parrots For Jina
I always see interesting things going on around the Dominican Republic. Some things I do not understand at all, even when people try to explain it to me. Other things are just mysterious and what I call wowwee’s. Watching this Parrot Whisperer asking for Jina Fruit was for sure another wowee moment to add to […]
Wa-Der Delivery
This morning I hear “Wa-Der, Wa-Der” being yelled from below my balcony. It took me a few seconds to realize what I was hearing. When I need a botellón de auga (big blue 5 gallon bottle of drinking water) I put the empty bottle out on the balcony window so they can see I need […]
Crawling Thing Under Bed Dream
I had a strange dream last night. There was some type of dark squirming and very large creature under my bed. I woke up as the furnace kicked on. It was the first time for the season and I could smell the furnace heat smell. (note – there was no furnace running, only the fan. […]
Nasty Nighttime Visitor
I was getting ready to sleep. Beddin’ down is what I tell the dogs when it’s bedtime. I get comfy and turn the bed lamp off. Inteliperra asleep under the bedside table, Buenagente sprawled out on the sofa and me in bed with my Kindle. I was watching a halfway funny video of people scaring […]