He said “Biggie” (silliest name ever, if you ask me) needed a place to crash for a couple of days. He tells me he is into rap and I started to worry, you know, all this rap dawgs thinking they are “gansta”
But never would I have imagined such a disgusting dog! Really, I’ll never ever date a French Bulldog.
He sounds like a “carro publico”!!! How am I supposed to sleep with a noisy diesel engine struggling to stay on right next to me!
He crossed a line here. I’m only staying cause I know he wants me here.